About Brain Slug PAC

What are brain slugs?

Brain slugs are a completely benevolent alien species from the Brain Slug Planet. When attached to the head of a humanoid life form, the brain slug forms a parasitic symbiotic relationship with the humanoid. The brain slug then uses mind control friendly suggestion to express its will.

Is this a real Super PAC?

Allow the brain slugs to remove all doubt from your mind. Brain Slug PAC filed its statement of organization with the Federal Elections Commission on August 3, 2015.

Why do brain slugs need a Super PAC?

Though politics would seem a natural field for brain slugs, and the Brain Slug Party has had some luck due to appearances at voter registration drives, very few elected officials currently have brain slugs attached to their heads. This is primarily due to the fact that brain slugs attach themselves in plain view of the public, and most voters still have a negative view of brain slugs. Our aim is to change that view by advocating for the election of brain slug-attached candidates.

Are you coordinating with brain slugs or the candidates they're attached to?

Of course not. That would be a violation of FEC rules.

But I can see the brain slug on your head.

This FAQ is over.

Paid for by Brain Slug PAC

Not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee. Contributions to Brain Slug PAC are not deductible as charitable contributions for federal income tax purposes. Brain Slug PAC may accept unlimited corporate contributions, unlimited individual contributions, unlimited labor-union contributions, and unlimited PAC contributions. Contributions from foreign nationals and federal-government contractors will not be accepted. Federal law requires Brain Slug PAC's best efforts to obtain and report the name, address, occupation, and employer of any individual who contributes more than $200 in a calendar year.