Brain Slug PAC on the issues
Economy
Brain Slug PAC favors unreasonably huge subsidies to the Brain Slug Planet.
Health
We favor FDA regulations that would ban the use of garlic as a shampoo ingredient.
Education
We will attach brain slugs to the heads of all students, rendering the humanoid model of education unnecessary.
Military
We favor massive troop deployments to the Brain Slug Planet, where they will be ordered to walk around not wearing helmets.
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