For A More Sluggish Tomorrow
Brain Slug PAC is an officially registered Super PAC which advocates for candidates with brain slugs attached to their heads. Humanoid life forms have proven time and time again that they lack the mental faculties for governing. Brain slugs solve this problem by taking full control of the humanoid mind, relieving them of the hassle of thinking for themselves.
You may take a look at the political class and think that brain slugs have already taken over. Sadly, this is not the case. Lack of decisiveness or the ability to reason are not the characteristics of brain slug-attached humanoids. Rather, a brain slug suppresses a humanoid's free will, and replaces it with the will of the brain slug. Hooray!
What are brain slugs, where did they come from, and why do they need a Super PAC? Learn more in our FAQ.
Brain Slug PAC favors unreasonably huge subsidies to the Brain Slug Planet. Learn more about our issues.
Paid for by Brain Slug PAC
Not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee. Contributions to Brain Slug PAC are not deductible as charitable contributions for federal income tax purposes. Brain Slug PAC may accept unlimited corporate contributions, unlimited individual contributions, unlimited labor-union contributions, and unlimited PAC contributions. Contributions from foreign nationals and federal-government contractors will not be accepted. Federal law requires Brain Slug PAC's best efforts to obtain and report the name, address, occupation, and employer of any individual who contributes more than $200 in a calendar year.